Geiger Time Stop alternate walk animation ideas

So at some point the idea of giving Geiger selectable alternate Time Stop walk animations came up as a joke and has since turned into… a bigger joke? IN ANY CASE this thread is for coming up with ideas for alternate walk animations he could get through loot crates or something.

  • The Original Stalker Walk™
  • Tekken wavedash (ideally with comical amounts of motion blur applied)
  • Smash Bros. wavedash
  • the Worm
  • the Moonwalk
  • Guile SF2 trot
  • cartwheels
  • something Dio-inspired and JoJo-style?

Any other good ideas lurking out there?