Hark!
Gaze thee upon Windmill Crusher, the divine weapon wielded by the Patron Saint of Gribbles, Lord Garus Rook of Morningstar. Praise be to the single greatest button that has ever graced the move list of a fighting game character. Let our disciples gather to extoll their own stories of times when Rook C hath smitten enemies of justice, and it is here that we shall write our gospel.
Press that button, raise your rocky hand up to the heavens and destroy the infidels!
EDIT: @mysticjuicer said that Rook C was his new religion. Maybe I should not encourage him any further; who knows what could happen next